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1 ChuckD 299813 <ChuckD> they basically threw my meal at me a couple seconds ago
2 MadMerlin 121326 <MadMerlin> was just sitting there and was like alkj;lkjga;elkjf
3 PsychoFreak 108526 <PsychoFreak> You wouldn't be able to tell it's the riverdance though
4 BasTyra 102032 <BasTyra> my point being, amra shouldnt be surprised that it was locked
5 Mister_4 101719 <Mister_4> some of the tastiest things on earth are lemon and/or lime flavoured
6 _Avalon_ 79928 <_Avalon_> burgers or making some rice then cooking up some chicken
7 Acid 79549 <Acidfreek> My plan I think, to fix it, is to shove a q-tip in there
8 Geeno 76925 <Geeno> In all honesty, ACWO pretty much ruined everything else for me
9 ShadoweOrbe 72196 <ShadoweOrbe> 4 has a purple cape and runs around proclaiming himself as Mr. Aussie
10 Snowglare 70745 <Snowglare> All two of them. 52.3 points from Portis and Moss.
11 MasterTrixter 69772 <MasterSuperAlgebraHomework> In a walkathon to raise money for a charity, Elisa walked a certain distance at 5mi/h and then jogged twice that distance at 8mi/h. Her total time walking and jogging was 2h and 15 min. How many miles long was the walkathon?
12 mrLang 68541 <mrLang> I think being a Jeopardy writer would be pretty easy by now. You just watch old episodes and use those questions.
13 MichaelD 64668 <Damascus> so we take them back and the guy comes in to pick up his naked photos
14 Zulehan 54495 <Zulehan> [16:49:52] <Zulehan> that was after we boiled his severed head in the tar pits.
15 Curtisjosh 53740 <Curtisjosh> Of course, I can't really afford to take on another PG/SG/SF
16 Zombie_Punk 53313 <Zombie_Punk> Although it did take five years of Ultima Online to realize that.
17 spidery 43737 <Spider^Man> what is that site with the boobies and stuff, and the name!
18 Towwb 43177 <Towwb> You mean like being suicidal in 8th grade, that kind of serious depression?
19 Anumati 42508 <Anumati> http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2000-09-05/index.html
20 angelwiththesword 40483 <angelwiththesword> first rule of women's fightclub: no sex in the champagne room
21 bone 36908 <bone1> i actually support a lowering of pretty much any tax
22 Raistlins 36101 <Raisin> Oh, finish watching Six Feet Under, which I never did
23 thelioness 34419 <thelioness> im pregnant - food is one of those things that is on my mind
24 Alastor 33589 <AlastorA> Do you have a particular gift or something? What traits do you have because of this syndrome?
25 Tempest 33055 <BigBadBob> I can see Psy walking down the street asking people: "You don't post on an internet forum under the name Demonic Llama do you? Okay...why are you looking at me like that???"
26 Rawl 32808 <Rawl> I think I'll stick to my 45 minute straight forward no hassle OS install and leave you to you "Oops, you have hardware I don't know how to use, go spend an hour finding drivers if there even are any, come back and I might just configure incorrectly because you put a slash in the wrong place" installs. :)
27 tukie 29539 <Tukie> http://forums.rpgforums.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87131
28 Smackhead 29419 <Smackhead> Ty Loeza is leading the league in rebounds. What a joke.
29 Amra 29239 <Amra> that change happens in the fire department too. People come in and think they are all the rage and know it all. Over time they change and become a differnet person.
30 Sergeant 28937 * Sergeant sweetens the deal with Alaska, Iraq and Saudi Arabia
31 brennan 27260 <Starstuff> so am I right to say I'm "well" when wellness can fall and fail so quick and easily?
32 AsianHotStuff 26766 <AsianHotStuff> i wanted them to lose, cause that bodes well for my team
33 StarStageGurl 25308 <Eunicorn> lol i'm so weird-_- counter anything if you dont' SUCK at it? suck? as in SUCK? or suck as in Suck?
34 AeroJonesy 24079 <AeroTired> I think I deleted the file instead of uninstalling it way back when I had it
35 Rocza 23228 <Rocza> mine is to pretty much inhale and gasp loudly. Its not very good for survival :)
36 oakienko 22199 <oakienko> i am 24. i am a successful businessman that can handle many tasks. I have many chicks that I can choose to bang whoever I want. I have a death star in my command. I live on the death star just 10 light years away. What am I in one word???
37 Dauragon 21675 <Dauragon> most of the quiz that say (girl only) are pathetic and are like that
38 ladymak 21578 <ladymak> if you pinched it or whatever driving for that long
39 DariusTriplet 20552 <DT-Zelda> You mean, you'd rather have more injured players with your equal number of losses?
40 LagReallySucks 20463 <LagReallySucky> i personally know 30+ people who haven't been able to get a job 2-3 years out of college
41 zodiac66 20261 <zodi> i thought i was getting a 6 pack for less than 5 bucks..of XXX
42 Freet 20025 <Freet> I will admit I started a character when 1.10 came out....I think she's at level like 22 or something
43 Johnny 20020 <Johnny> old ladies often like small dogs that cant fight back
44 thejdawg 19793 <thejdawg> but then you have...metallica, who used to be cult following, then changed their music to manstream, and now their hated, because their music lost quality
45 carnage-dvs 19252 <DeviousOne> i flushed it once and the water rose to the top but didn't overflow
46 LordHelmet 17664 <LordHelmet> When you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
47 ToxicNed 17386 <ToxicNed> ALRIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO MASTURBATE TO THE HOT WEATHER CHANNEL!
48 Khalic 16518 <Khalic> pff, you don't even have the right definition of homophobia in your book
49 DelArin 16425 <DelArin> I'm still pissed that FFX didn't make it into that list
50 Canadia142 15928 <Canadia142> god whenever i put something in my mouth that im not used to i play with it with my tongue. so annoying
51 PierrotLeFou 15225 <PierrotLeFou> and you don't really look like the girl from last night. That turns out to be a falsity.
52 Yaboosh 14479 <Yaboosh> but the system uses speaker wire for subwoofer, so you save there
53 GoobaFoosh 14239 <GoobaFoosh> I have phenomenal selective memory so I remember this clearly...dont know about you...
54 Innuendo 14191 <Innuendo> they needed to first go thru the us and pay some tax
55 neoplatonic 13990 <neoplatonic> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/books/chap1/demonicmales.ht m
56 doorkeywon 12646 <doorkeywon> well... my favorite movie is rocky horror picture show
57 CamilleS 11518 <AbigailsMom> Well, the black widows, brown recluse, and tarantulas that my brother-in-law has by his house in AZ do but most don't
58 Felstorm 11101 <Felstorm> not being able to save your game in the first one made it suck.
59 FleshGordon 10977 <FleshGordon> If it is legalized, but the gov't makes it more expensive, it'll sold just as illegally as it is now
60 Frostlion 10838 <Frostlion> I guess it's not really much of a community anymore either
61 D2NetDad 10771 <AbigailsDad> I just got 4 new CD's on my birthday, Alice In Chains Boxed set
62 Schwhat 10716 <Schwhat> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2967865.stm
63 |Draconis| 10440 <|Draconis|> Freet locked a thread that wasn't what he thought it was
64 White-Rose 9308 <White-Rose> <KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters
65 SyntheticG0D 9120 <SyntheticG0D> anyway, i think i'll head out before i become one of the most hated guys here.
66 Dutchman 8851 <Dunkindutchiedonuts> do what I did, learn what muscles are involved so you can do it at will later and freak people out
67 Babin 8466 <Babin> look if you live in some podunk 50 person town than maybe you'
68 Guspasho 8355 <Guspasho[ADF]> At least you can feel like you didn't miss anything
69 Narbus 7821 <Narbus> want him smitten...smote...smitted...what's the past tense of smite
70 Bathmattress 6817 <Bathmat> Wouldn't it be more traditional to have orange on green?
71 ienjoypie 6785 <ienjoypie> now you will go to sleep, or i will put you to sleep
72 Talic 6666 <Talic-sleep> and my dad is trying ot make me go to Cincinnati tomorrow
73 Dj_Otaku 6189 <Dj_Otaku[OnBreake]> Always buying, and were always getting packages in the mail.
74 Busted_Condom 5952 <Busted_at_work> I meant to be a mod, no one's going to pat you, pay you or write a thank you letter. so they basically have to look into themselve
75 Satrina 5944 <Satrina> trust me Nay Nay, you couldn't dream of being as bad a him
76 Darkness 5935 <Darkness-SP> Trust me, if you want a legit MP game of D2, the place to be is the SPF or the SPTN.
77 Weez 5862 <weez_studying> you...and i dont really care if you kick me or not
78 Kylome 5561 <Kylome> but i have to think that after awhile sex would become meaningless
79 Acuma 5281 <Acuma> no it's tobacco thats flavored, i can't remember how you smoke it but it's not in a cig
80 SomeCanadianGuy 5279 <SCG> and carnage, no, my sis isn't quite that bad because she wouldn't be allowed back into the house by our parents if she dressed like christina. but she pushes the limits.
81 Malefecent 5011 <Malefecent> Damascus...is he with us or is he lurking and lofting too?
82 Anyee 4919 <Mistress_Anyee> Why do men insist on growing facial hair before puberty is over?
83 Stitifier 4538 <stit|midterms> the frat, well, i've got a leadership position (basically I'm running it); ROTC is always busy, and of course rescue squad you've got a 12 hour shift every week
84 Akira 4234 <Akira> maybe i should curl up infront of the warm glow of a gameboy sp monitor and play final fantasy tactics
85 Spotty 4002 <Spotty> I haven't talked to Ness lately, that's what I meant.
86 Aegwyn 3787 <Aegwyn> i'm fine, full of sketti and playing neopets and War2 at once
87 Ra 3749 <Ra> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ... 100 *brief pause, people clap* 101, 102
88 ElvinArcher 3450 <ElvinArcher> they avoid contac in any way shape or form unless you speak first
89 Xavier_Hungwell 2794 <Xavier_Hungwell> all you really need is a clean record and a number of refrences
90 TheSock 2791 <TheSock> i got a religius question thats always bothered me
91 wec-rmr 2776 <wec-rmr> why couldn't you have said that like 30 seconds ago =P
92 Simptom 2722 <Simptom> can i have sex with Cthulhu? you know, because i'm a necropheliac and what not?
93 SHP 2680 <SHP> most memorable games to me: Flying tigers,chrono trigger and diabloii
94 IAmWatchingYou 2550 <IAmWatchingYou> once SoA wore off and i had like 5,500s limit and carrying like 8,000s
95 karnaz01 2411 <karnaz01> shit I get paid for 8 hours and spend most of it on MIrc :P
96 reinah 2400 <Reinah> Sorry, I don't think Chabon would be too happy if I sent you boobie pictures
97 Deathwing 2393 <Deathwing> gamecube sucks more then a sick korean whore. on pay day. (tm person on b.net)
98 D-Day 2335 <D-Day> I like older women usually, in their late 20's to early 30s, sometimes up to 40. But brown eyes and brown/dark hair is nice (not black), or greenish brown (vice versa) eyes...
99 Durf 2239 <Durfbus> my work today is translating 20 pages of abstracts of research on Southeast Asian linguistics. So basically it's exactly what you just wrote.
100 Frightcrawler 2138 <Frightcrawler> its much less of a hassle, but it uses more resources
101 Drosselmeier 2034 <Drosselmeier> hupps... back... was checking out stormfronts tribute to King
102 Inky 1848 * Inky will be right back. He's going to turn on the heat and get a drink. Not exactly in that order.
103 Emmo 1848 <Emmo> where is everyone its 6pm the cocktail hour I was expecting chat, dance and song!
104 BeerEngineer 1831 <BeerEngineer> I'm not voiced anymore, so, like, I'm away. Take my word for it.
105 Mathias 1819 * Mathias blows pixie dust in MM's face and laughs as he falls asleep in a very uncomfortable position
106 DeutschFiend 1788 <DeutschFiend> I never bought cards [that is the dumbest idea] but I played the free version for a while
107 Jamapple 1721 <Jamapple> oh shit i'm turning into the new breed of pussy whipped otfers!
108 PL|TonoTheHero 1578 <PL|TonoTheHero> They left something at the telestation that kept the new one from hooking me up. Retards
109 Cmdr_Adeon 1468 <Cmdr_Adeon> I type what the voices in my head tell me to type :-)
110 JustAGirl 1450 <JustAGirl> 8 am?? that's harsh! Although I was in work at 8 so not that harsh really.
111 Sean 1408 <Sean> someone give me a game to play before i reinstall diabloooo
112 KnightOfTheRunes 1378 <KnightOfTheRunes> Invest in good linemen. Do it for the forgotten five!
113 steveski 1271 <stevejkow> where it uses your computer resources to do chemistry and whatnot
114 LunarSolaris 1250 <LunarSolaris> Yeah, I can understand where you're coming from though - but then... my heard... bleeding... gushing even... for the poor :o)
115 JimmyMach 1239 <JimmyMach> Have you seen the episode of south park where they get that one asian man from City Wok to build the great wall around the city?
116 DrMarcEvil 1237 <DrMarcEvil> yes i know that in the end that it might be a good thing, but... the pvp forum is where many of us met friends(lots of them at that) that we dont only interact with on forums/online... but has even moved into the'real world' as much if not more than the ot gatherings. Its hard to leave a place with so many memories
117 Mordor-Moria 1231 <Mordor-Moria> anyone like my sig?:http://forums.rpgforums.net/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=10 806
118 DawgBeRt 1221 <DawgBeRt> like that cheap combo on street fighter with bison
119 crackman 1139 <cracman> if i had a spare .5k of bandwidth i'd have a look at it
120 Halo_Bender 1139 <sad_mafioso> I've never had cable, and never felt at a loss for not having it
121 GIR 1124 <GIR> Maybe I've just been driven half-mad by not eating or sleeping for a week, but this seems like the only choice I have.
122 tak08810 1119 <tak08810> Yeah, did you get in trouble because of that knife?
123 Zask 1081 <Zask> I was near the end of ff4 and then I stopped playing
124 CRiX 1071 <CRiX> they're celebrating it on another forums I go to..
125 My_Immortal6 1028 <My_Immortal6> some form of communication via internet. somehow relates to spam
126 Kela_Bear 1014 <boh> yeah that was for what merlin said i'm just slowed down typing by all my manhood
127 Waimea 975 <Waimea> I know I have new friends around the world...and that's the frustrating part
128 visionelum 936 <visionelum> My parents still don't know we are sleeping together either...
129 AliaDesyon 916 <AliaDesyon> I have to go to sleep soon so I can get up tomorrow and meet with a Personal trainer tomorrrow for my new years resolution....Joined a gym today heh
130 Mr_God 896 <Mr_God> going back there soon, sutpid fucking community service
131 Nova_Dust 892 <Nova_Dust> oh ya, Anumati, that's right, ur cat, did he walked in on u?
132 th5418 892 <th5418> the guy was speaking english/other language at the same time!
133 Menges 837 <Menges> I'm not very gregarious, internet speaking, anyway
134 ffenliv 821 <ffenliv> i'm almost afriad to play, for fear of farking up another term
135 D4rk0n3 785 <D4rk0n3> if they dont kill you the first time,you might just live...
136 TatianaSaphira 765 <TatianaSaphira> so..can anyoone else get into the forums, or is it just my luck
137 UnHolySlayer 755 <UnHolySlayer> anyone up for some all american fish tacos...im kinda hungry
138 Archi 754 <Archi> my brother got me signed copies of the audioslave cd and alice in chains
139 Alli 723 <Alli> Yea...right now they merely call me "nipple knees."
140 Pimp 698 <SeraphimJMF> landslide, most republicans + most afriacn american votes
141 Mohrk 698 <Mohrk> I wonder how many Linux progs have been written to take advantage of dual procs
142 Cryta 667 <Cryta> i see its still a blast in here, im must of missed quite a lot
143 Dark-Viper 657 <Dark-Viper> and sometimes it is worth it to put up with a womans shit
144 Broadside 610 <Broadside> is there some sort of race to see who can get to, say "10,000 hours spent on mIRC"?
145 Faeryne 603 <Faeryne|ill> hee...Mistress_Anyee missed class...i skipped class..
146 Aldrea 578 <Aldrea> yeah, i had had an apartment paid for by the time my parents decided to kick me out
147 Viperaxep 549 <viperaxep> if they remove the cows, party exp bonus, and put it back to 1/2 pvp, hc will be worth playing again
148 SIHS 509 <sihs> i guess only dutch and i are the only men in here.....lol
149 Germando 500 <Germando> i found that out later lol i thought it looked cool

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